Stop doing this.

"Perhaps if you stuck Brian Eno, Sparks and Devo in a room and got them drunk and then high on a cocktail of meth and LSD"

"if Buzzcocks had made an album with Frank Zappa and had it produced by Brian May"

"Syd Barrett-era Pink Floyd meets the Beatles "Magical Mystery Tour" and then has a threesome with the guitar crash climax of Queen's "Bohemian Rhapsody". Using straight rock 'n roll / pop as a dirty motel bed."

"if XTC were jettisoned through an unstable wormhole and ripped apart by neon lazer canons"

"The Residents and members from Henry Cow and Gentle Giant form a hardcore punk band."

"Imagine if you will a band comprised of Peter Gabriel, Andy Partridge, and the Residents. Now imagine if that band were under the musical direction of Wagner."

"Like Oingo Boingo and Barry Andrews-era XTC ate Gentle Giant for lunch and covered them in Mellotron sauce."

"Like a cross between Gilbert & Sullivan and 10cc. Split Enz directed by Andrew Lloyd Webber."

"It's like ska, if ska were psychedelic punk having sex with an avant-garde rocker."